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# The turd gets shinier

  1. 11:53 < carl> http://blog.felho.hu/what-is-new-in-php-53-part-2-late-static-binding.html - YUCK.
  2. 12:06 < Wlll> They should give up on PHP, really.
  3. 12:08 < Wlll> "What is new in PHP 5.3 - The turd gets shinier"

I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher – not lower – than -8 but I’m not having it.

Tina Farrell, Levenshulme.

Very funny, but sadly true.

It’s like that drunk idiot you see at some parties who keeps telling the same joke to everyone within earshot. The joke might be funny the first time you hear it, but by the end of the night you want to decapitate the annoying bastard.

Nick Bradbury

From ‘Funny’ Error Pages Suck.

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts … for support rather than illumination.

Andrew Lang

From When Insults Had Class.

does it take more time to edit the portions of quoted text included in your reply? yes. so does spell-checking and proofreading. it also takes time to shower and brush your teeth each day.

More on why top-posting and quoting entire emails in replies is bad. From.

“if a program can’t rewrite its own code,” he asked, “what good is it?”

It might be real old news, but The story of Mel is a must read for anyone interesting in “real” programming.

i just want to be me / when i can, i will / try to understand / that when i can, i will

“Mayonaise”, Smashing Pumpkins

you’re such a killer / so shoot me down again / it won’t hurt when the killing is done by a friend

“747”, Kent.

no-one’s going to take me alive / the time has come to make things right / you and i must fight for our rights / you and i must fight to survive

“Knights Of Cydonia”, Muse.

I’ve only really listened to this song recently and has quickly become Song Of The Week. I love the SIDesque start to the song, and the last couple of minutes is guitartastic. Would definitely figure on a “Best Closing Tracks To An Album … Ever” compilation.

and all the networks and the tv stations / feed me lies and simple explanations / but they can’t fool me on the state of this nation love.

“Just Like Money”, Kent.

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